kid car conversations

In the car this morning on the way to the gym...

Queenie (laughing riotously):

Spit Spot thinks she has a weenie! You don't have a weenie, you have a vagina!
Say "Vah-gi-nah."
Say "Vah-gi-nah." Vagina, vagina, vagina!

Spit Spot: Vaginas!

Queenie:

No! No! Not Vah-gi-NAHS, Vah-gine-AH!
Say it. Vah-gine-Ah! Vagina! Vagina! Vagina!

Spit Spot (whispers, smiling): vah-gine-ah.

Queenie: Yes! Vah-gine-ah! (more laughing)

Spit Spot: (pointing at something at Queenie's feet)  Backpack.

Queenie:

Yes, that is your backpack, and when you go to school you will bring it with your stuff and lunch in it.

Spit Spot:

Mama! I have a backpack and when I go to school I will bring it for me!
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There you have it. Vaginas and Backpacks. Discuss amongst yourselves.

PS

I think I left out about 20 additional yellings of Vagina.