2 posts tagged “queenie”

In the car this morning on the way to the gym...

Queenie (laughing riotously):

Spit Spot thinks she has a weenie! You don't have a weenie, you have a vagina!
Say "Vah-gi-nah."
Say "Vah-gi-nah." Vagina, vagina, vagina!

Spit Spot: Vaginas!

Queenie:

No! No! Not Vah-gi-NAHS, Vah-gine-AH!
Say it. Vah-gine-Ah! Vagina! Vagina! Vagina!

Spit Spot (whispers, smiling): vah-gine-ah.

Queenie: Yes! Vah-gine-ah! (more laughing)

Spit Spot: (pointing at something at Queenie's feet)  Backpack.

Queenie:

Yes, that is your backpack, and when you go to school you will bring it with your stuff and lunch in it.

Spit Spot:

Mama! I have a backpack and when I go to school I will bring it for me!
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There you have it. Vaginas and Backpacks. Discuss amongst yourselves.

PS

I think I left out about 20 additional yellings of Vagina.

It's official! Our new Betta fish, Jack, is a happy fish. Today I went to feed him and found "happy bubbles" clustered between the leaves of his fake plant. Hooray! I thought I saw the beginnings of some of these last week, but they were few and far between and mostly wishful thinking. But today, goodness! It's a veritable nest of them.

I am relieved, as our last Betta, Mike, was not so happy, and did not last too long.

Not that it matters to Queenie. After Pet Day at her school, she has moved on to hamsters. Ugh.

Still, I'm happy and it's a beautiful day here in LA.